Wuezili, 49

I'm a screenwriter with his first movie coming out this year. Trying to become a novelist. I'm kind of artsy fartsy, I read lots of books, I make people laugh until they beg for mercy, but yet I show none. I love hanging out with my nephew Mowgli, my niece Lydia and my baby nephew Keagan. All my sisters kids, though my younger brother and his wife just had a son. I hope his girlfriend doesn't find out, she'll be pissed. I wrote them a song for a present(they said they cried, but there are no witnesses).

I'm kind of hilarious. Stupid people find me boring while kids think I'm the greatest. I am the leading man in my own life, whatever that means. I want to shoot an indie film.