Theseeyes, 35

Ladies, Take Turns! Let me guess. You're "tired of games", you "don't do drama"...you're "looking for Mr. Right" or a "real man" since obviously 99 out of 100 men are "lying and cheating players" (which, if that's the case, are there really THAT many women putting out, and if so...where are they?!) Oh, and my favorite...your friends begged you to get on here. If your friends would REALLY insist upon your registering for a site abounding with all sorts of socially inept, virginal, desperate men who are potential stalkers at best and s at worst...I'd implore you to get some new friends. Please. You could start with me...I'm not a . Used to be, but damn...it's just become too much of a trend. Kind of like those awful Croc shoes that I thankfully never see anyone wearing anymore. Don't ruin that for me.

So...I've had some fun dating experiences. I...

1) Discovered a door in a woman's house where she'd been living...for a year.
2) Had a woman break off our thing for the third time in two weeks, only to call back 15 minutes after leaving to recant.
3) Had a woman I had politely stopped seeing drop by my house...when I neither ever brought her over nor gave her my address.
4) Had a woman climb up to my window with a ladder, puncture the screen, enter the window, and jump in my bed completely naked.

Okay, so the last one didn't happen. Still...I'm stuck wondering both whether there is actually a such thing as normal and positive dating experience and what the hell I'm still doing on here.

Ladies...if you were in college when �The Thong Song� came out�you DEFINITELY need to message me. Now. Older women FTW. As for my younger ladies rockin� the Lil Wayne and Chris Brown�sorry. Come on, listening to girlfriend beaters and autotune isn't cool.