Reelillusionist, 43

Looking for a partner in crime. Ninja skills -plus Why hello there. I've never really done the whole internet dating thing, but if it worked for Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan, I thought I'd give it a shot. Now, before we proceed, I feel I SHOULD reveal something about me, so there are no misconceptions...yes, I AM incredibly adorable and extremely charming. That being said, I am in a wheelchair (how was that for beating around the bush?). I realize this may be a deal breaker, but I'm open to any questions and or inquiries. In other me news though, I am a filmmaker, a college graduate from USC, and I know how to make some mean take out dinner. People say I'm funny and as a kid I always wanted to be a stand up comedian, but was never really good at the standing up part (see, cripple humor! Is it still awkward?). Anyway, I'd like to meet someone who is fun and artsy and can have a good sense of humor about things. I love movies, going to concerts, seeing new art exhibits, theatre, all around artsy fartsy things. I also enjoy politics (liberal) and just good conversation in general. I think there's something to be said about people who can simply enjoy long talks. I'm just here to see what's out there and if it turns into something serious, great! Basically I'm looking for someone to have fun with and make laugh til they pee there pants. So, I'm looking for someone to pee their pants with?...wait, what?

Probably the first thing people think when they see me is, "Hey, is that Ryan Gosling?" But seriously, it's obviously the chair. It's hard to hide. Just like my sparkling personality and majestic blue eyes. Also, people seem to think I'm a pretty nice guy.

You should message me if you like to laugh, are open minded, and looking for someone to survive the zombie apocalypse with.