Realitycometrue, 44

I'm travel sized, witty, and smart as hell. I own too much lip gloss, and can never have too many pairs of black heels. I'm currently addicted to reality tv. I will argue with you over everything from why Cats is not musical theatre to why we're really fighting this war. The quickest way to my heart is through my stomach. I have pretty tattoos and pretty eyes. I like to drive, especially someone else's car. I love to eavesdrop in museums, then impart the information on my companion as if I'd had it all along. I will dance to just about anything, and if you can two-step, it's totally love.