Purgatory, 63

when will it be my turn honest, sincere, open, mature, humble, gentleman, artist, musician, romantic, humorous, never married, no children, Navy veteran, I like all music except rap, I like hiking, camping, paint ball, sci-fi, comedy, history, fantasy, mythology, exploring caves, the artistic beauty of the female body.
Im looking for a lady to share my life with, prefer to start a serious, committed relationship but will stop to smell the roses and have a little fun along the never ending search for a soul mate. She should be between ages 25-45, weigh less than 160 lbs, live within 25 miles of Las Vegas, she must not eat with her mouth open, talk with her mouth full or spit when she talks and always washes her hands after using the toilet.