Nougatnike, 33

I've tried the Tinder-route and slammed that shut with a yelp.

Maybe I'll find someone here who also has (old-school) values when it comes to relationships and lives by them. Someone with integrity, who is kind and cares for the people he holds dear. Someone who laughs at my dark jokes and likes to dress up sometimes to explore the post-apocalypse or medieval world. Honesty, laughter, love- all those things would be lovely to share daily.

Also: I have unusually wide hips and a big behind- if you prefer petite women, I'm certainly not it