I never thought I’d find myself on a mustache centered dating app… but honestly, I kind of love it. There’s something about a man who confidently commits to a mustache. It says you’ve got personality, a sense of humor, and you’re not afraid to stand out a little. That immediately gets my attention.
I’m someone who genuinely enjoys connection. I love good conversation, playful chemistry, and those moments where you realize you’re actually excited to keep talking to someone. I’m naturally warm, a little flirty when I feel comfortable, and I appreciate people who can meet me there. If you can make me laugh, you’re already halfway in.
The Stache community feels different in a good way. It feels like people here don’t take themselves too seriously, but still know who they are. I’m really drawn to that mix of confidence and authenticity. I’ve spent the last few years growing a lot as a person, figuring out what I want, and letting go of what I don’t. Now I’m in a place where I want something real, but still fun.
A little about me. I love great food, especially somewhere a little fancy, meaningful conversations, and people who are kind at their core. I’m the type who will hype you up, support you, and also tease you just enough to keep things interesting. I appreciate emotional intelligence, consistency, and someone who knows how to show up.
And yes… I do notice the mustache. If you’ve got a good one and you wear it with confidence, I’m probably already smiling.
At the end of the day, I’m looking for connection, chemistry, and someone who makes life feel a little lighter and a little more fun. If you’re charming, genuine, and just the right amount of bold… come say hi. I don’t bite unless you’re into that
Kerplunker, 40
OnlineOmaha, NE, USA
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About Me
Gender
Female
Orientation
Straight
Height
5'6"
Weight
150 lbs
Hobbies & Interests
Travel, Science, Nudism, Music, Fishing, Cruises, Board games
Body Type
Average
Movies
Drama, Comedy, Psychological thrillers, Sci-fi
Eye Color
Blue
Hair Color
Light brown
Ethnicity
Caucasian
Relationship
Divorced
Have Kids
No - and am unable to
Education Level
Graduate school
Profession
Medical / Health Services
Income level
$50,000-$100,000
Do you smoke?
No - will not date a smoker
Do you drink?
Socially
I currently live
Alone
Socially, I am
Comic relief, Social butterfly
Political Views
Progressive
Food Related
Eat Out Frequently, Thai, Fine Dining, French, Indian, Sushi, Italian
Personality
Unconventional, Liberal, Fun loving, Free spirit
Individuality
Nudist, Cougar
Religious Views
Agnostic
I'm looking for
Relationship, Travel companion, The yin to my yang, Mr. right now, Mr. right, Fun, Dating
My Sign
Scorpio : oct. 23-nov. 21
Pets
No pets allowed!
Music
Alternative Rock, Indie, Punk
Hair Style
Straightened
Fitness & Sports
Armchair quarterback
Health Related
Western medicine
Languages
English
My Preferred Pronouns
She/Her/Hers
Social Justice
All Lives Matter Intolerant, Blue Lives Matter Intolerant, Death Penalty Intolerant, Nuclear Technology Advocate, Pro-Choice Advocate, Vaccination Advocate
Love Language
Quality Time, Physical Touch
Highly Sensitive Type
Intuitive
High Sensation Seeker
Adventure Seeking, Experience Seeking, Novelty Seeking
My Photos
My Friends
No Friends Added Yet!
My Groups
No Groups Yet!
Online Dating Sites
- Be Choosie
- Zoosk
- Gay Life Partners
- Singles Online
- Local Personals Online
- Dating Buddies
- Sweet And Casual
Webcam Sites
Miscellaneous
