Heavensjoke, 38

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Sebring, FL, USA

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All I need now is intellectual intercourse I am pretty outspoken and love all kinds of music. I love the outdoors! I live in the woods which is great but I don't get to see the ocean as much as I would like since I don't live in Ft. Lauderdale anymore. I am an atheist and have no interest in changing that. I rarely drink alcohol other than socially but I smoke weed daily. I am a devoted friend and I love my family more than anything. I don't get to see the majority of them as often as I'd like because of our distance apart. I have 3 brothers, one in Minneapolis, and the other 2 down in Ft. Lauderdale. My mom lives here in town and my grandmother lives with me. I visit my dad and brothers in Ft. Lauderdale every few months but I only get to see my other brother (if I'm lucky) once a year. Some of my favorite things to do are sing and dance (HORRIBLY) around my living room, lay out in my pool and tan, people watch (everywhere), watch movies, and visit dive bars. I don't get to go to raves as often as I used to (because of where I live) but mine will remain the heart of a raver until the day I die! I am looking for someone to settle down with. Someone smart, funny, easy going, fun to be around, and family oriented but with no children and no desire to have them. Someone who is going to be dominant but not controlling. I would like us to have a lot in common but I would still like for us to be able to have new experiences and teach each other new things. He/she has to be fine with spending a lot of time with my family. But mostly, I just want someone who will love me for who I am and treat me well. Please do not message me if you are just looking for someone to ---- -- with randomly. I am looking for love, not ----.

About Me

Gender Female

Orientation Pansexual, Polysexual

Height 5'03"

Weight 280 lbs

Body Type thick, voluptuous, fat and proud, pleasantly plump

Movies sci-fi, comedy, horror, action, drama, steamy, indie, romantic comedy, bollywood, animation, classics, psychological thrillers, mockumentaries, fantasy

Orientation pansexual

Eye Color brown

Hair Color red, depends on the day of the week

Ethnicity Caucasian

Relationship single - never married, polyamorous

Have Kids no - do not want kids

Education Level college grad

Profession Food Service

Income level that's private

Do you smoke? socially, only when I drink, hookah, 420

I currently live with pets, with roommate(s)

Socially, I am home body, social butterfly, flirt, better in small groups, comic relief, a couch potato, anti-social, loner, class clown, a total freak, dealing with OCD

Political Views green party, socialist, liberal, progressive, independent

Food Related Carnivore, Omnivore, Chocoholic, Indian, French, Japanese, Chinese, Comfort, Italian, Spicy, Sushi, Eat Out Frequently, Fine Dining, Soul Food, Gluten-free Diet, BRAINS!!!, Diet Phobic, Hot Sauce on Everything, Mediterranean, Caribbean, Organic, Thai, Mexican

Personality activist, nerd, fun loving, professional, punk, total slacker, introvert, liberal, flirt, romantic, intellectual, tree hugger, loner, lover, geek, frugal, thrifty, clown, artistic, freak

Individuality piercings, tattoos, nudist, psychic, vampire, cougar, werewolf, circus clown, artist, paranormal believer, ghost hunter, freak

Religious Views Atheist

I'm looking for travel companion, the yin to my yang, romance, relationship, dating, fun, something interesting, soulmate, mr. right, mr. right now, miss right, miss right now

My Sign i was born in july, cancer : june 21-july 22

Pets Dogs, Cats, Fish

Gender Female

Music Punk, Alternative Rock, Bluegrass, Celtic, Classical, Dance, Folk, Hard Rock, Heavy Metal, House, Indie, Industrial, Jazz, Jazz-Fusion, Metal, Motown, Opera, Pop, Post Rock, Progressive Rock, R and B, Rock, Screamo, Techno, Trance, Reggae, Ska, Soul, Funk

Hair Style dreadlocks

Fitness & Sports yoga, swimming, walking, dancing

Health Related alternative medicine, eastern medicine, herbalism, holistic treatment, homeopathy, western medicine, naturopathy, therapy, obsessive-compulsive disorder

Languages English, Pig Latin, The Language of Love, Pirate

Looking for

Relationship divorced, separated, single, single - never married, widowed

Have Kids yes, no - open to adoption, no - maybe with the right person, no - definitely want them though, yes - single parent home

Their Education Level Bachelor's Degree, college grad, currently in college, Doctorate, graduate school, high school grad, Master's Degree, post-Graduate, some college

Do they smoke? electronic cigarettes, 420, ceremonial smoking, clove cigarettes, for medicinal purposes, hookah, no - open to dating smokers though, only when I drink, pipe, socially

Do they drink? beer, socially, no, only blood, wine, in recovery

Political Views democrat, green party, not interested in politics, independent, liberal, libertarian, progressive, socialist, the conservative party (canada), the conservative party (uk), the labour party (uk), the liberal party (canada), the liberal democrats (uk)

Personality lover, pirate, nerd, preppy, professional, punk, romantic, thrifty, total slacker, tree hugger, liberal, activist, artistic, burner (burning man participant), clown, coffeeholic, dominatrix, extrovert, fashionista, frugal, fun loving, geek, hipster, intellectual, loner, introvert, flirt

Gender Female, Male

Languages Italian, Latin, Hebrew, Greek, German, French, English, Leet, Na'vi, Pig Latin, Pirate, Portuguese, Russian, Spanish, The Language of Love, Elvish

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