Dogwoodgirl, 52

I am looking for someone who is fun , exciting,and has a great sense of humour.I want a caring,real genuine guy.Well here's my idea for a first date:we'd meet at a park and throw rocks at senior citizens. Maybe move onto screaming " FIRE in a packed movie theatre" or sticking our heads in a Bingo Hall and yelling BINGO!!! and if the day ends on a high note then we can do something to "Startle the Queen" which is in the Criminal Code of Canada.

Fortunately I have good morals and none of those things will happen. My ideal first date / casual get together would be to meet:
(a) for ice cream or
(b) at a coffee shop.

If we figure that we get along enough and there is some sorta spark then go off to:
(c) have lunch or
(d) a real early dessert

If things are still going good then go for:
(e) a stroll somewhere and continue the conversation or
(f) do an activity that one of us would like to introduce to the other person.

I DON'T KISS ON THE FIRST DATE!!!! But I go all the way on the second. Kidding.... made you laugh.