Needed : Cheesy Pick-up Lines

[lunarious1]

You must be Jamaican cause Ja makin me crazy.

Your dad must be a hunter cause you're a fox.

I just got my library card, can I check you out?

[azraelcrowe]

`If I follow you home, will you keep me?

Him: They call me Pepper.
Her: Why?
Him: Because in about five minutes i'm gonna be jal up in ya.

Wanna play Snickers? I'll pack you full of nuts and we'll both be satisfied.

Him: Wanna go for pizza and sex?
Her: Not really.
Him: What? You don't like pizza?

[kaskiyeh (deleted)]

`Are you a surgeon? Cause you've just took my heart away!

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something ... My Jaw !!!

I'm not wearing any pants.

You have been very naughty! Go to my room!

Mind if i stand here until it's safe where i farted

Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under

Sex is like Pringles: once you pop, you can't stop.

If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.

When God made you, he was showing off

It's not my fault I fell in love, you're the one who tripped me!

[phillipmichael]

..."if i told you that you have an extremely beautiful body,......would you hold it against me?..." .."have you ever had your belly button licked?...-fromthe inside?" :shock:

[kaskiyeh (deleted)]

`HA HA!

[mickeydees (deleted)]

here's a good one''

"Excuse me, can you help me, Im lost."
Hi driver, Can you help me take my fuel cap off?"


Ive heard this last one at the Petro n/w of Atlanta

[jhb1987 (deleted)]

"Did it hurt?"

"What?"

"When you fell from heaven baby"

[7kellison]

`lol

[pass0001 (deleted)]

`"Wow, you are smart! How long do you micro-wave your hair in the morning?"