What's your favorite joke?

[ataivaskathryn]

Mine's kind of lame but I love it:

An atom walks into the doctors office and says, "Doc, I think I lost an electron!"
"Are you sure?" asks the doctor.
"Doc," replies the atom, "I'm positive!"

[cabooseking (deleted)]

`Mine's a little lame but I like it:
Three nuns are sitting on a table, one is blind, one is deaf and one is mute. They are telling about their vacations and what they saw in them. The blind nun shows the other two with her hands that she ate an enormous banana this big. The mute nun also uses hand signals to suggest that she also ate big oranges this big. The deaf nun looks at both of them and asks, "Father who?"

[zomradebilly]

`Both good ones, though now I'm worried mine is a little too bawdy. Oh well, here it goes:


father: well some what was airborne training like?

son: Well father, it went fine until our first jump. When my time came to jump i froze up so the drill sargeant screamed "JUMP OUT OF THIS PLANE RIGHT NOW OR I WILL SODOMIZE YOU!

Father: did you jump?

Son: A little at first...

[battle (deleted)]

A couple were married and, following the wedding, the husband laid down some rules.

"I'll be home when I want, if I want, and at what time I want," he insisted. "And, I don't expect any hassle from you. Also, I expect a decent meal to be on the table every evening, unless I tell you otherwise. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing with my buddies whenever I want.

Those are my rules," he said. "Any comments?"

His new bride replied, "No, that's fine with me. But, just understand that there'll be S-- here at seven o'clock every night... whether you're here or not."