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  • GENERICNPC Identifies As:
  • Gender: Male
  • Orientation:Straight
  • STATS Height: 6'00"
  • Weight: 200 lbs
  • Age: 34 years old.
  • LOCATION Phoenix, AZ, USA
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Wanted: Side Kick / Minion / BFF(s)

Wanted: Side Kick / Minion / BFF(s) About Me
I'm a longtime anti-villain with a heart of gold-plated kryptonite looking for a twenty-something female (preferably humanoid) to fill the role of Side Kick, Minion and/or BFF. My current collection of ‘partners-in-crime’ are all uniformly and depressingly male which I, as a fervent believer of equal opportunity employment, refuse to stand for.

I’m a Flash Gordon-esque gentleman villain with a penchant for super science, beam weapons and overly elaborate death traps. I’m ‘in it’, so to speak, for the thrill of the game, not the eventual subjugation of the multiverse...that’s just a hell of a bonus.

In my off-time I’m absolutely enamored with video games, any kind of cooking (though mostly sweets) and photography. You'll find quite a bit more information on my okCupid profile (Generic_NPC). That's filled near to bursting with 'icebreakers'.

My 'Match'
Anyone with nerd, geek or artistic cred will be sent to the front of the queue though none of those are absolutely necessary for these positions. You'll have to keep and open mind and be willing to discuss differences of opinion rather than simply stating that you're right and everyone else is wrong. Whovians and Firefly flans will be given preferential treatment.

Casual sex is thoroughly unnecessary for this position and generally discouraged as I'm mostly looking for a meaningful relationship. As such, long-term dating opportunities may present themselves if both parties agree that we're 'into' each other. Please bear in mind that I’m also looking for ‘regular’ BFFs as well, though, not just the type I’d like to romance from our hover-castle floating above the unwashed heathens.

Payment will consist of testing baked goods, hugs and a life-long friendship hopefully full of warm, fuzzy feelings and an even split of planet Earth.

Please note that nothing in the following 'About My Match' section is a 'deal breaker'.

Daleks need not apply.

About Me  (My Interests / Hobbies / Groups)

Body Type
average, a few extra pounds
indie, romance, horror, romantic comedy, action, nothing but porn, sci-fi, drama, comedy
bisexual, straight
Eye Color
Hair Color
dark brown
single - never married, single
Have Kids
no - do not want kids, no - maybe with the right person
Education Level
high school grad, some college
Income level
Less than $25,000
Do you smoke?
no - open to dating smokers though
I currently live
with parents, with pets, on a pirate ship
Socially, I am
shy at first, but warm up quickly, anti-social, home body, loner, side kick, flirt, better in small groups, comic relief, a couch potato
Political Views
independent, democrat, libertarian, progressive
Food Related
French, Sushi, Japanese, Fine Dining, Omnivore, Chocoholic, Chinese, Soul Food, Comfort, BRAINS!!!, Italian, Spicy, Diet Phobic, Indian, Junk Food Junkie
fun loving, total slacker, playa hater, introvert, liberal, loner, flirt, lover, romantic, geek, nerd, intellectual
pirate at heart
Religious Views
Agnostic, Atheist, Not Religious
let's see, how should I answer this (wink, wink)
I'm looking for
penpal, the yin to my yang, romance, relationship, dating, conversation, soulmate, miss right
My Sign
virgo : aug. 23-sept. 22, i don't believe in zodiac signs, i was born in august
Dog, Cat, Tribbles, Rock
Death Metal, Rock, Folk, Techno, Hard Rock, Trance, Heavy Metal, Punk, Metal, Alternative Rock, Opera, Bluegrass, Pop, Classical, R and B
Hair Style
short hair
Fitness & Sports
Health Related
western medicine

Seeking LTR ; Friends ; Free Online Dating ; Looking to Date

About My Match  (What I'm looking for)

Hobbies & Interests
killing zombies
Their Body Type
voluptuous, supermodel, slim, slender, skinny, fit, bodybuilder, average, athletic, a few extra pounds
bisexual, straight
separated, single, single - never married, divorced
Have Kids
no - maybe with the right person, no - do not want kids
Their Education Level
high school grad, some high school, some college, post-Graduate, currently in college, college grad
Political Views
liberal, libertarian, progressive, not interested in politics
Food Related
geek, liberal, nerd, intellectual, romantic
never, prescription only, recovering
They are looking for
mr. right, relationship, romance, soulmate, the yin to my yang, friends only, dating, conversation

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